Thursday 7 March 2013

8 Things That P*** Me Off More Than Nani's Red Card

1) Kitten Heels
My Biggest Pet-Hate. EVER! You are not 7 and having to learn how to walk in heels. Man Up! and get a real pair!


2) People Who Don't Allow You To Get Out The Lift Before Trying To Get In
It's already awkwardly uncomfortable, what with the weird convo-starter-man and the staring silent woman, now we have to do that side-step dance routine for a round or 2. Just stop being a tard and let me get out first!
3) Combination Names That Don't Exist In The Real World Or Those Name Gift Stuff At Cardies That Make An Easy Gift

Acryzinia... Wow, your parents hated you since the day you were born. Shame.


 4) People who have no idea what a lane, circle or indicator is.

No, I don't have road rage, you just bought your driver's license!!!

 

5) Small Talk

I saw the weather, I don't need you to tell me it's nice (or not).



6) Doilies - The most pointless material ever!



7) People who like their own status on Facebook


8) Old people who pretend to be nice.

Old people are not nice it's all an illusion to make you do what they want you to!


And finally, 75,765 people AND Sir Alex Ferguson could not be wrong... worst ref decision ever!!!