Thursday, 15 August 2013
REVIEW: The Wolverine
I hadn't watched an X-Men movie in years, I vaguely remember being a fan of the cartoon when it still aired on television so it was with a little trepidation that I "allowed" Le Boyfriend to choose the last movie we went to see. (Not entirely true - I've always been a sucker for a topless Hugh Jackman - about the only good thing to come out of Australia besides Quade Cooper.)
Luckily for me the plot was basic enough to follow without having had to watch the previous films, although it would be recommended for the subtle references and "secret" after the credits ending.
Wolverine's life of self-imposed isolation and detachment is interrupted when someone from his past sends a messenger to summon Wolverine to the dying man's bedside. Wolverine makes the journey to Japan where he discovers the old man is now one of the richest and most powerful men in the country and intends to make his granddaughter his sole heir, placing her in mortal danger. Wolverine is conflicted when he has the opportunity to do something he has only ever dreamed about - is this the end of his suffering?
The director, James Mangold (Girl Interrupted, Walk the Line) did the best with what he was given it seems - a superhero movie with a hero trying to find himself again - but something just feels amiss with the final product. Originally, Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) was supposed to be at the helm. I can't help but think that this would've given the movie that darkness it needed to shake off the PG-13 Age Restriction...
The movie had a good storyline it just gave the feeling that it wasn't "going to go all the way" and be jump-out-your-seat amazing. The focus on martial arts and sword-fighting was a welcome relief from these days over-used CGI fighting scenes. Also, the predominantly unknown Japanese cast held their own alongside Jackman.
All-in-all it is an ok-ish film, avid fans will probably disagree and love it completely, especially since it apparently sticks very closely to the original comic book story. It's not a bad film, it's just not that particularly great either.
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
Tuesday, 13 August 2013
On the 4th Day Before the EPL Moyes Said To Me...
A while ago a good friend of mine said to me "Tarryn! I don't know Man Utd without Ferguson!!! How will this new era be?". Unfortunately, my friend Tafadzwa passed away at only 25 years of age and he will never know this era. This era where there is no gum being chewed or boots flying at Beckham's head...
In Moyes We Trust? Mmm... maybe... If he manages to get some midfielders, banishes Welbeck to the reserves to learn some skills and maybe after title no.21 is in the bag... I guess we'll see on 11 May 2014...
Below we relive some of the biggest Man-Utd title wins (All pictures and captions courtesy of the Daily Mail)
In Moyes We Trust? Mmm... maybe... If he manages to get some midfielders, banishes Welbeck to the reserves to learn some skills and maybe after title no.21 is in the bag... I guess we'll see on 11 May 2014...
Below we relive some of the biggest Man-Utd title wins (All pictures and captions courtesy of the Daily Mail)
![]() | ||||
(1996-1997 - No.11) United's youngsters had gained tremendous confidence from winning the
Double the season before, and the Reds successfully defended their
league crown in 1996-97. A fourth title in five seasons showed that the power of balance had swung firmly away from Anfield and to Old Trafford
|
![]() |
| (1999-2000 - No.13) United's most dominant title success under Ferguson came in 1999-2000,
when they won the league by 18 points. Buoyed by the incredible Treble
success of 1999, United were rampant. |
![]() |
| (2002-2003 - No.15) Arsenal moved eight points ahead of United with three months of the
2002-03 season remaining, but United showed impressive resilience to
claw their way back in the title race and eventually overhaul the
Gunners. The Reds played some impressive football at the end of that
season, never more so than when they brilliantly beat Newcastle 6-2 in
April. Here is a picture of Paul Scholes scoring the first of his three
goals for United in that match. |
![]() |
| (2006 - 2007 - No.16) United wanted the league title so badly in 2006-07, having not won it
for three seasons. Jose Mourinho's Chelsea had won the two previous
titles, and were truly formidable opponents. United had their noses in
front for virtually the whole season, and were always only a few points
clear. On the most dramatic of spring afternoons at Goodison Park,
United went 2-0 down against Everton, but rallied in glorious fashion to
win 4-2. Here is a picture of Wayne Rooney celebrating after scoring
United's fourth goal. The following weekend, United beat neighbours
Manchester City, and Chelsea drew with Arsenal, as the Reds clinched the
title |
![]() |
| (2008-2009 - No. 18) The 2008-09 title race was a dramatic one indeed, with Liverpool at one
stage in a very good position at the top and United having to come from
behind. |
![]() |
| (2010 - 2011 - No.19) Many critics suggested the Manchester United team of 2010-11 was not
among their finest, but it was certainly good enough to finish top of
the pile again, despite strong challenges from two London clubs, Arsenal
and Chelsea. A 2-1 victory for United against Chelsea in May virtually
wrapped the title up. |
![]() |
| (2012-2013 - No.20) Sir Alex Ferguson and United were determined to win the title back,
having lost it so dramatically to neighbours Manchester City in the
final seconds of the 2011-12 campaign. And they effectively had the
title wrapped up for months. This picture shows a pivotal moment in the
campaign, with Robin van Persie's deflected free-kick in the final
seconds giving United a dramatic 3-2 derby win over City. |
*The End*
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
The One With The 25th Anniversary of the events that took place in 1988
I realised it was my favourite story last night during their 25th anniversary dinner (I planned it to be a surprise 4-course home-cooked family meal... it more or less went according to plan!). Just before dessert, my mom made a little speech and it was in those few words I saw how one decision can set you on the journey of a lifetime. It's not only my favourite story because I was born out of their union, but because it makes me believe in "true love" (Yes, I scoffed and snorted as I wrote this too).
I've never met two more opposite people in the world, mom loves football and rugby and Dan Carter, dad loves any sport that doesn't involve balls! But their fire and ice complements each other like the perfect yin & yang.
I know these days I'm in the minority to still have both my parents alive and inlove, and I'm so appreciative of that everyday! They've not only taught me to be the best human being I can be, but they've taught me to love unconditionally!
Some things I've learnt by observing my parents:
1) Communication is key
2) Never assume
3) Laugh often
4) No problem is too big to overcome
5) It's truly the little things in life that mean the most
Some other fun facts about 1988:
1) Adele & Rihanna were born
2) Enzo Ferrari died
3) Crack (cocaine) appears in the USA along with the invention of prozac
4) Ayrton Senna wins his first (of 3) F1 Championships
5) An eathquake in Armenia kills 60 000 - the Kardashians had already escaped to America
6) Steffi Graf becomes only the 3rd woman in history to win the Grand Slam (Aus, French, & US Open & Wimbledon)
7) The first Die Hard hits cinemas
8) Stephen Hawking's book "A Brief History Of Time" hits bookshelves
All in all '88 seemed like a very cool year, after all "Le Boyfriend" was born too (and got his welcome to the family speech last night)... And I really like where this story is going :)
What 1988 sounded like:
Friday, 26 July 2013
Friday, 19 July 2013
Why it's ok to be a Female Driver but NOT a "Woman Driver" (according to my dad)
My father started teaching me to drive since the age of 12... 10 years later according to him I still have alot to learn. One thing he did manage to ingrain in me was "Don't Drive Like A Woman". Before the feminists throw their panties allow me to explain: All "woman drivers" are essentially female, but not all females are "woman drivers".
Confused? Here's the further breakdown:
A female driver gets in the car and drives.
A woman driver spends 30mins looking for her keys in her handbag, finds it in her hand, shifts 4 pairs of stilettos out of her way to locate her pedals, second guesses her outfit, changes 3 lanes then indicates her intention to do said manoeuvrings, stops in the middle of an intersection when she has a green arrow and has my father a definitive shade of puce and the exasperated expression "Woman Driver!" comes out with enough venom as if he had just spat out 1000 expletives.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to be a "Woman Driver" in my father's presence. Also, your brake pedal is not meant to be used as often as your lungs, an on-ramp / off-ramp is not a stop-street and 80 in a 120-zone is illegal.
Bearing all this in mind, I really am sorry I made my dad race with the girls, when we went go-karting for my brother's 17th birthday last Friday night at Century Karting in Canal Walk.
But the boys' race already had all the testosterone filled petrol-heads it could take and besides I needed someone to compete with my 28sec lap time. My (female) cousins who range from 12-14 and have never set foot behind the wheel of anything, were initially terrified but "soon" got the hang of the brake vs accelerator vs don't ride into the tyre walls!
It really is fun for the whole family. Besides the awesome adrenaline rush, the experience really makes you want to put your foot down on the straits and do some sliding turns into the corners. Also, the effects can transcend into your daily driving, therefore, it's highly recommended to bring a designated driver for the trip home a.k.a mom.
| The girls showing off their modelling skills |
| The starting grid |
| Ready to race! |
| Dad handing out pre-race orders |
| Birthday Boy Meets Wall By Accident |
| Team Photo |
Friday, 12 July 2013
To My Brother On His 17th Birthday
You're finally turning into the mature man I wanted you to be when instead you annoyed me so much that I stuck gum in your hair. Granted you were 2 and didn't know any better.
I remember how excited I was when you were born after months of apparently nagging for a brother, something I still contest doing. I remember my excitement subsequently fading upon seeing your piles of dirty nappies and fountains of tears, and of course when you took all the attention away from me...
I remember the time you nearly burnt the house down with an accidental "blue fire" mishap.
I remember the secret "don't tell mommy" pacts and the "let's rather ask daddy" plans...
May you live a happy, prosperous life and enjoy every moment of it! Know that even though I never say it or not as often as mommy wants me to, I love you :)
10 Signs Your Quarter-Life Crisis Is Looming and Why You're Excited About It!
When you reach your almost-middle-20's like I'm kinda-almost-about-to, you experience certain situations that make you feel extremely old, like post-37 old. Some of these everyday things may not mean anything to other people, but sometimes they make you think "Whoa. Curse Word. I'm getting old!" Here are some of my recent "Old Moments"...
1) When filling in forms with date of birth drop-down boxes you find yourself scrolling down for what feels like an eternity. (Why are people born in 2011 given the option to fill in these forms???)
2) Going out consecutive nights in a week is not only daunting but almost downright impossible! (Dinner on a Monday and a comedy show on a Tuesday?! Easy tiger! You're such a party animal)
3) Your would be one-minute hangover has now entered its 36th hour and all the Gingerbeer and fried eggs in the world isn't helping!
4) You now find yourself thrusting your driver's license at confused cashiers and bouncers at clubs (and even restaurant entrances).
5) You've just been sent the reminder to renew said driver's license.
6) You're not married yet so you can't sit at the adult table, but you have nothing to talk to the kids about because they have no idea who The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are.
7) 1996 feels like 10 years ago because 2003 feels like yesterday!
8) You get excited when big department stores have a sale on linen (your towel and duvet collection is coming along nicely).
9) When people cancel plans you rejoice in the fact that you don't need to leave home or your slippers.
10) All your favourite sports stars are younger than you and infinitely more successful than you'll ever be, but that's ok, cos you have comfy pants...
1) When filling in forms with date of birth drop-down boxes you find yourself scrolling down for what feels like an eternity. (Why are people born in 2011 given the option to fill in these forms???)
2) Going out consecutive nights in a week is not only daunting but almost downright impossible! (Dinner on a Monday and a comedy show on a Tuesday?! Easy tiger! You're such a party animal)
3) Your would be one-minute hangover has now entered its 36th hour and all the Gingerbeer and fried eggs in the world isn't helping!
4) You now find yourself thrusting your driver's license at confused cashiers and bouncers at clubs (and even restaurant entrances).
5) You've just been sent the reminder to renew said driver's license.
6) You're not married yet so you can't sit at the adult table, but you have nothing to talk to the kids about because they have no idea who The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are.
7) 1996 feels like 10 years ago because 2003 feels like yesterday!
8) You get excited when big department stores have a sale on linen (your towel and duvet collection is coming along nicely).
9) When people cancel plans you rejoice in the fact that you don't need to leave home or your slippers.
10) All your favourite sports stars are younger than you and infinitely more successful than you'll ever be, but that's ok, cos you have comfy pants...
Friday, 21 June 2013
Ablaze sets Baxter on Fire
Apologies for the really cliche headline but there are simply no other words to describe the show put on by Afrika Ablaze in their new production entitled Raw Silk. Written, choreographed and produced by founder Glenda Jones the story tells one that is often ignored in South Africa - the story of the street children struggling to survive among the dregs of society. It focuses on their hopes of a better life often with the smallest amount of faith that they'll ever achieve their dreams.
The electrifying dancing and singing will pull you into their world. My companions for the evening were visibly entranced by the array of legs on display... no prizes for who was with me! What made the show even more special was that you can see the excitement and joy the performers radiated, their energy and enjoyment was infectious.
If you have have nothing else keeping you warm tonight or tomorrow, there are still some tickets available through Computicket.
Thanks to Tasneem Jakoet for the heads up of this brilliant performance!
The electrifying dancing and singing will pull you into their world. My companions for the evening were visibly entranced by the array of legs on display... no prizes for who was with me! What made the show even more special was that you can see the excitement and joy the performers radiated, their energy and enjoyment was infectious.
If you have have nothing else keeping you warm tonight or tomorrow, there are still some tickets available through Computicket.
Thanks to Tasneem Jakoet for the heads up of this brilliant performance!
What I REALLY Learnt at Varsity
With my brother doing his job shadowing programme this week it got me thinking about life a few years ago... A time when opportunities seemed endless and your whole life seems to stretch out ahead of you. You have infinite choice on where to go to attain the knowledge you need to forge your blazing career path. Enter: The Varsity Years. (Note that this post also coincides with the world-wide release of the much anticipated Monsters Inc 2: Monsters University)
For me the most important lessons I learnt were not the ones of the academic kind but rather the life skills that come with the adjustment of being classed an adult. (Thanks anyway parents, although a year in Barcelona or a car would've been cheaper)
Here are some of my favourite lessons (compiled with the help of my friends who saw me through the years):
1) How to Prioritise (i.e procrastinate - by MY definition - do the important things in life)
Well, the entire 10 Seasons of Friends wasn't gonna watch itself, someone had to do it... 2 weeks before June exams in my final year...
2) How to look interested in something that is boring you to death.
Simply stare at the lecturer's left shoulder quizically. Your concerted frown of concentration will mask the fact that you're judging his choice in tweed.
3) How to effectively judge people based on their outfit choices without verbalising judgement accidentally.
(See above) And also, here's looking at you New Balance wearing odd balls carrying hiking backpacks and donning shorts... it's 8 degrees and storming! Put on some real pants!
4) How to sokkie (This only applies to the small percentage of people brave enough to cross the Boerewors curtain)
I have yet to see my best friend Caryn break out these unique dance moves... Harlem Shake?
5) How to assume the appropriate facial expressions when someone smarter than you is explaining a smart concept you don't understand.
6) How to pee silently while the line for the cubicle grows...
7) How to move stationery on your desk to detract from the rumbling tummy sounds.
8) How to fart while walking without your face giving you away (This gem courtesy of the combined efforts of Caryn And Staci )
9) How to hold a really bad nose blowing session till the end of an exam where you can hear a pin drop.
10) How to avoid eye contact with the preacher walking around on campus looking for his next victim.
11) How to escape a death trap (getting stuck between the closing doors of a bus and having to yell out to the driver for help) while your friend Tavia tries and fails to recover from a laughing attack
12) How to catch up on sleep and still manage to have copious notes that are study-worthy at the end of a lecture.
13) How to defend your food from winged predators who have no hesitation taking a bite of your bacon sandwich.
14) How to ace an essay on 1 hour of sleep, 2 questionable jugs of alcoholic beverages all 3 hours before it's due! (The things you do for a friend who's just broken up with an idiot (standard term for 'them"))
15) You will never have as much fun, enjoy your life, or make the best of friends and memories as you will during those years at college!
I'd love to hear some of your favourite lessons too! Lemme know by leaving a comment below or tweeting me @TarrynJo
Thursday, 6 June 2013
REVIEW: The Fast & The Furious 6
I am not your typical car enthusiast by any stretch of the imagination.
Of course I have my "Become a Super-Hero/Win-the-Lotto Car Wish List"
which encompasses my all time favourite '67 Mustang and the neon green
Gallardo, and I'm addicted to arcade racing games such as Need For Speed and Daytona (which often
transcends to my actual driving techniques, much to my parents dismay).
But I think in some ways I'm a closet-petrolhead...given my father's
love for Formula One, my brother's ability to change a clutch without
having been taught and my boyfriend's penchant for sending me pictures
of cars titled "your birthday gift has arrived" and his not so secret
crush on Jeremy Clarkson, is it any wonder that I found myself
completely enthralled in The Fast & The Furious 6?! Not only was it my favourite in the franchise (After Tokyo Drift.. haha... Jokes!) ... but it's now got a place near Fight Club in my Top 15 favourite movies ever. Please be advised that there may be some spoilers in the text to follow...
The sixth installment of the Fast series picks up just after Dominic Toretto and his gang have gone their separate ways after making a big heist in Rio, in which they all acquired millions, in Fast 5. The "retired" criminals now live all over the world in varying degrees of opulence and luxury. The opening scene shows Dom (Vin Diesel) and Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker) completing a race they had bet on in the previous film, they end at O'Connor's new home where Mia (Jordana Brewster) has just gone into labour. The opening credits also includes a montage of scenes from the previous films, highlighting all the important moments in the series. The movie centers around Security Service agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) who tracks down Dom and persuades him to help take down Shaw (former British Special Forces soldier) whose crew is wanted for the destruction of a Russian military convoy and other criminal activities. Hobbs entices Dom to reunite his crew by showing him a recent photo of Letty Ortiz (Michelle Rodriguez), Dom's former girlfriend, whom he thought was dead. Dominic gathers his crew together and they accept the mission in exchange for full pardons for their past crimes, which will allow them to return home to the United States.
What I liked about the film was that it actually had a well-thought out script as opposed to aimless racing. The scenes shot on location were well choreographed, the use of CGI has improved dramatically and authentic looking fight scenes (my boyfriend's favourite was of course The Michelle Rodriguez (who he thinks I look like) vs Gina Carano fight scene in the London Underground) all added to the experience. There were many moments that had me gripping my chair What the directors have created in the feel of Dom's "family" makes the audience care about what happens to the characters, and not just the lead protagonists, but the others too. By creating a bigger group they have also introduced different levels of relationships and friendships and therefore, more action and "side" stories. The relationship between Han (Sung Kang) & Gisele (Gal Gadot) adds an element of romance, while the often childish yet humorous banter between Ludacris' character Tej and Tyrese Gibson's Roman adds some comedic relief in a fast-paced, action-packed and downright fun movie!
Either way you look at it, fans of the franchise will most definitely enjoy this movie and the others will probably only be mildly entertained.
What some other critics had to say:
Richard Corliss (Time movie critic): "Five movies after The Fast and the Furious, the 2001 original (which was a loose remake of a 1955 film produced by Roger Corman), what’s left to do with cars? Well, this, from Fast Five: Dom drove a ’66 Corvette Grand Sport sideways out of a speeding freight car to race the train toward an imminent cliff. Then Dom’s blond buddy Brian (Paul Walker) leaped off the train and into the car milliseconds before it plummeted off the cliff and into a river far below. The bonding of the two autoholics was impressive, but not nearly so much as the teamwork of the Fast Five stunt team. In a movie era when dramatic ingenuity is close to evaporating, the complex, split-second choreography of men and cars is an expression of medium-to-high film art.
Read more: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/05/20/furious-6-faster-crazycars-thrill-thrill/#ixzz2VQhgo2qj"
Barry Ronge: "This time, however, they have moved well beyond cars. There are multiple trucks, a military-tank and even chase between the cars and plane trying to leave the runway. If you are looking for credible stories, human emotions and moral boundaries, stay away from this film. It’s all about excessive destruction of vehicles of all kinds, but you cannot fail to be amazed by a string of chases, accidents, pile-ups and every kind of destruction you can think of.
Tom
Charity (CNN, on Rotten Tomatoes): "Ludicrous, but undeniably fun and
surprisingly affectionate, this is really all you could ask of a car
crash movie, and more."
Some Fast & Furious Fun:
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20483133_20703023,00.html#21333056
![]() |
| #1 on my wish list - '67 Mustang |
The sixth installment of the Fast series picks up just after Dominic Toretto and his gang have gone their separate ways after making a big heist in Rio, in which they all acquired millions, in Fast 5. The "retired" criminals now live all over the world in varying degrees of opulence and luxury. The opening scene shows Dom (Vin Diesel) and Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker) completing a race they had bet on in the previous film, they end at O'Connor's new home where Mia (Jordana Brewster) has just gone into labour. The opening credits also includes a montage of scenes from the previous films, highlighting all the important moments in the series. The movie centers around Security Service agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) who tracks down Dom and persuades him to help take down Shaw (former British Special Forces soldier) whose crew is wanted for the destruction of a Russian military convoy and other criminal activities. Hobbs entices Dom to reunite his crew by showing him a recent photo of Letty Ortiz (Michelle Rodriguez), Dom's former girlfriend, whom he thought was dead. Dominic gathers his crew together and they accept the mission in exchange for full pardons for their past crimes, which will allow them to return home to the United States.
What I liked about the film was that it actually had a well-thought out script as opposed to aimless racing. The scenes shot on location were well choreographed, the use of CGI has improved dramatically and authentic looking fight scenes (my boyfriend's favourite was of course The Michelle Rodriguez (who he thinks I look like) vs Gina Carano fight scene in the London Underground) all added to the experience. There were many moments that had me gripping my chair What the directors have created in the feel of Dom's "family" makes the audience care about what happens to the characters, and not just the lead protagonists, but the others too. By creating a bigger group they have also introduced different levels of relationships and friendships and therefore, more action and "side" stories. The relationship between Han (Sung Kang) & Gisele (Gal Gadot) adds an element of romance, while the often childish yet humorous banter between Ludacris' character Tej and Tyrese Gibson's Roman adds some comedic relief in a fast-paced, action-packed and downright fun movie!
Either way you look at it, fans of the franchise will most definitely enjoy this movie and the others will probably only be mildly entertained.
What some other critics had to say:
Richard Corliss (Time movie critic): "Five movies after The Fast and the Furious, the 2001 original (which was a loose remake of a 1955 film produced by Roger Corman), what’s left to do with cars? Well, this, from Fast Five: Dom drove a ’66 Corvette Grand Sport sideways out of a speeding freight car to race the train toward an imminent cliff. Then Dom’s blond buddy Brian (Paul Walker) leaped off the train and into the car milliseconds before it plummeted off the cliff and into a river far below. The bonding of the two autoholics was impressive, but not nearly so much as the teamwork of the Fast Five stunt team. In a movie era when dramatic ingenuity is close to evaporating, the complex, split-second choreography of men and cars is an expression of medium-to-high film art.
Read more: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/05/20/furious-6-faster-crazycars-thrill-thrill/#ixzz2VQhgo2qj"
Barry Ronge: "This time, however, they have moved well beyond cars. There are multiple trucks, a military-tank and even chase between the cars and plane trying to leave the runway. If you are looking for credible stories, human emotions and moral boundaries, stay away from this film. It’s all about excessive destruction of vehicles of all kinds, but you cannot fail to be amazed by a string of chases, accidents, pile-ups and every kind of destruction you can think of.
The pace is hectic but the
stunts are stunning and even though it has a running time of two-hours
plus, you don’t feel the length of the film, and nor do you have the
time see how entirely impossible and implausible the film is."
Some Fast & Furious Fun:
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20483133_20703023,00.html#21333056
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)




































